a quite one

One day i shall own me own pub and name the mother of a whale the liver & onions where there be 3 kinds of rum and 3 kinds of ale and wenches aplenty for thrice cycles of the moon, knife dueling and swine tattooing to satisfy the greatest of appetites the one leg jig be common sights after a few o the finest ales, maybe there be chips aplenty as the wenches argh ! , aaarrrgh !!
but anyway there be questions regarding payment for these fine treats, gold or maybe fine parivian slaves, vosk hides be my delight, the head of my enemy? maybe junior has arranged payment if not then it will be, payment in fish be a fine choice, is lord macgillacutty troubling me? shall you deliver the intestines of the lord to my parlor? or maybe in the cage with the usual hot irons, anything to make payment easy. X

Furniture

Krypto : d'ya think being able to tell which city you're looking at just by seeing some office buildings would pass as
superpowers?

Snaz : not really

Krypto : what about being able to communicate with furniture, shaddap I told em, you wanna play you pay, the furniture went quite,
a cold chill came over me, doors slammed shut, it got hot all of a sudden, i'm drenched kind of like in the
tropics in summer but its snowing outside it makes no sense.

Snaz : what's the coffee table saying then krypto? , what's your superhero name gonna be, you need a good
name something catchy like whazzo , captain whazzo, colonel whazzo seargent whazzo,

Krypto : i don't mind seargent whazzo, that sounds alright.

Snaz : yeah but what are ya gonna do with city identification and furniture communicating powers then?

Krypto : maybe get a job with the government in some secret organisation.

Snaz : or maybe not .

PISTONGODS

krypto : well what a night pistongods was, great band the meat bikini are yes legends in
pistongods history for sure. over so quickly the night was ( ooh yoda) all the
build-up the large quantities of beer , excellent stuff.
snaz : sonofabitch!!does paint always have to splash into the eyeball,such a small
area. will everything be magenta for a while is it poison what's next? shall I
pour water into the eyeball , mmm that could suck.
krypto : yeah . , green ant cantina were legendary on getting everyone sloshed, well
actually brekky beers have some credit to that and lunch beers ,not to forget
the arvo beer and the phuk what time is it already beer, and so on so by
nightfall the jungle starts closing in, the temperature goes up along with the
humidity ahh humidity what can you say about it except here it is, the meat
bikini revs up on stage good to see billy pacalolo as well . the gto's out front
graciarse to rolando , the bikini go mental * * what no more beer (flashing
lights) where am i .
snaz : I think it's dryint en me eye.

snot

snot what ya think , sometimes you look back at the days gone way past , a time of summer barbies nothing to think of but what model kit ya gonna be building this day , watching fukup eyetalian barbarian movies,onion and cheese potato snacks and carbonated beverages all totally tasty . so now I come to the point in time where I wonder why have a 30 pack o' beer but only six refrigerated tasty cold beverages??? I must wonder your majesty, but soon I will come to a point in time where there is only lite beverages left (a gift from some folk) light as in lets have salt instead !!, but anyway.

News

So here I am , all is quiet now so I shall put some music on.
And the music was put on!
And I thought to myself yeah that's good.
And then I thought about the tshirts I am creating and letting all know what is to be known. so things are coming on prety good but creating a tshirt i'm happy with is turning out to be an interesting challenge, you live with the fukups and learn usefull stuff and afterwards you sit back with cocktails and be philosophical and talk like a maniac late in the morning, where's that foam coming from you think ?and then say pour me another one, no wait i'll get it!....... . . .
And as for the comic well it's a work in progress
Comic due : this year
Exhibitions : yes
When : sometime in the future
Why : what!
Why sometime
in the future? : I'll get to it
What else ? : I dunno just stuff.
Anything else : caps too in the pipeline
Did you call
your mum? : what?

zombiehill stuff

greetings visitors to zombiehill,
so where am I up to now with zombiehill ? who really knows, but the t-shirts are not far off, caps soon to follow, designs will be out soon or right now if I can work this thing out maybe another beer will do, probably more really, y'know after three the number of beers becomes irrelevant then all of a sudden you're in a club somewhere holding a scotch spilling half of it over some guy while knocking his drink out of hish hand , babbling to shomeone else who is looking for the other shoe they came out with, this night will cost me it allways does , hangover not included damn it!!! and when you come home some old lady you've never seen before tells ya to gettouta her loungeroom so you do oh!sorry your majesty, jfree s fu fj kfj how much ksfhheZ ah did i kuuu ;gbk fo spend tj zzzz fsdh where's the rentzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

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