a quite one

One day i shall own me own pub and name the mother of a whale the liver & onions where there be 3 kinds of rum and 3 kinds of ale and wenches aplenty for thrice cycles of the moon, knife dueling and swine tattooing to satisfy the greatest of appetites the one leg jig be common sights after a few o the finest ales, maybe there be chips aplenty as the wenches argh ! , aaarrrgh !!
but anyway there be questions regarding payment for these fine treats, gold or maybe fine parivian slaves, vosk hides be my delight, the head of my enemy? maybe junior has arranged payment if not then it will be, payment in fish be a fine choice, is lord macgillacutty troubling me? shall you deliver the intestines of the lord to my parlor? or maybe in the cage with the usual hot irons, anything to make payment easy. X

Furniture

Krypto : d'ya think being able to tell which city you're looking at just by seeing some office buildings would pass as
superpowers?

Snaz : not really

Krypto : what about being able to communicate with furniture, shaddap I told em, you wanna play you pay, the furniture went quite,
a cold chill came over me, doors slammed shut, it got hot all of a sudden, i'm drenched kind of like in the
tropics in summer but its snowing outside it makes no sense.

Snaz : what's the coffee table saying then krypto? , what's your superhero name gonna be, you need a good
name something catchy like whazzo , captain whazzo, colonel whazzo seargent whazzo,

Krypto : i don't mind seargent whazzo, that sounds alright.

Snaz : yeah but what are ya gonna do with city identification and furniture communicating powers then?

Krypto : maybe get a job with the government in some secret organisation.

Snaz : or maybe not .