Furniture

Krypto : d'ya think being able to tell which city you're looking at just by seeing some office buildings would pass as
superpowers?

Snaz : not really

Krypto : what about being able to communicate with furniture, shaddap I told em, you wanna play you pay, the furniture went quite,
a cold chill came over me, doors slammed shut, it got hot all of a sudden, i'm drenched kind of like in the
tropics in summer but its snowing outside it makes no sense.

Snaz : what's the coffee table saying then krypto? , what's your superhero name gonna be, you need a good
name something catchy like whazzo , captain whazzo, colonel whazzo seargent whazzo,

Krypto : i don't mind seargent whazzo, that sounds alright.

Snaz : yeah but what are ya gonna do with city identification and furniture communicating powers then?

Krypto : maybe get a job with the government in some secret organisation.

Snaz : or maybe not .